Monday, February 18, 2008

Thank God For Deceased Presidents...

otherwise I'd be asleep right now, probably dreaming about Lincoln wearing a top hat, a monocle, and nothing else.  I know Lincoln didn't wear a monocle, but that particular dream combines my sexual preference for powerful men and Mr. Peanut.

New story is about halfway completed, and maximally offensive.  For now, please enjoy the following Muppet-themed videos:

This one comes with the thanks of the Offended Blogger, who is apparently as wonderfully irreverent as myself.




These two (must be watched in order to receive the full benefit) come with the thanks of my British ex-boyfriend, who had a curious obsession with the Cookie Monster.






Will be back soon.  Until then, you can go f@#* yourselves.

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