tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post2633797064317174191..comments2008-08-12T11:33:37.871-04:00Jonah K. Haslaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00146984421653461218noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-29194371788803661802008-08-12T11:33:00.000-04:002008-08-12T11:33:00.000-04:00Isnt it funny how woman could care less about mens hair or lack of hair. Unless of course we are cleaning it out of the tub...But men! Men are obsessed. They are obsessed over their own and other mens folicle counts, styles and non-styles. I think it must be like women and fat. We notice. We obsess over our own and others miniscule weight gains.<BR/>Johah, I think you are an amazing writer, cant wait to see your book! Thank you for the posts, even if they do take sooooooo long to juice out of you. heh.<BR/>I never post so I cant really give you too hard of a time, but I dearly love your writing so I'm whining...........pixielynhttp://youvebeenpixied.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-31626113717876887902008-08-07T03:27:00.000-04:002008-08-07T03:27:00.000-04:00Gosh - I LOVED reading this! I usually get bored quickly with long posts, but reading yours was a treat. Humor and sadness, so true to life. By the way, don't you know that bald is beautiful? My hubby went bald by 20 yr old - and I LOVE his head!reliv4lifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09826277628698026256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-53945355189609191662008-08-06T19:15:00.000-04:002008-08-06T19:15:00.000-04:00Being snubbed by the Devil is something we all have in common.<BR/><BR/>Bad haircuts are like broken bones - six weeks and you are all better. It does mess up your summer fun, though.<BR/><BR/>You can't back order hugs, so just go out and get this season's newest ones.NYDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17182735945473879595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-54856722327224483712008-08-06T10:38:00.000-04:002008-08-06T10:38:00.000-04:00Brillant post.<BR/><BR/>That's all.Jazzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14644896022880634803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-83334412220230079672008-08-01T13:15:00.000-04:002008-08-01T13:15:00.000-04:00I like Fozzy more than Cookie Monster...pout<BR/><BR/>AND you haven't written in FOR EV ER...double pout...<BR/><BR/>...so maybe i take that drink invitation back, since you can't even be bothered to write me a little something...<BR/><BR/>:{WNGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00900726730265994177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-5388134783955029732008-07-27T00:52:00.000-04:002008-07-27T00:52:00.000-04:00I can't help but think you must have been wearing overalls that day, when Handsome Golden Man caught and held your gaze at the salon.Jocelynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-27038226327206632502008-07-26T23:14:00.000-04:002008-07-26T23:14:00.000-04:00Sorry I'm late...I loved your story. The old blue hairs fishing through their purses for a treat, and the unmade deals with the devil. <BR/> <BR/>I see your readership is growing. I'm happy about that. You should have hundreds, not tens, but the Internet has lots of "pictures" I'm told, and that can be tough competition. <BR/><BR/>Also, your mother was half right, you don't have to be pretty, but you can have a pretty husband!RED MOJOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14724459820113337438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-8230374326918536422008-07-25T09:29:00.000-04:002008-07-25T09:29:00.000-04:00Damn! Please tell me you are working on a novel or something. Amazing amazing writer. I know, I already said that yesterday... but you can write AND spell suppository? How can anyone beat that?Amandahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14752729189708919104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-50607500807249253262008-07-23T12:25:00.000-04:002008-07-23T12:25:00.000-04:00Molly -- I'm over tootsie rolls by now. I've moved onto Goobers.<BR/><BR/>Quickroute -- nope, that's on my ankle.<BR/><BR/>Heart -- oh, I don't know. I think Yul could crank out a good limerick here or there.<BR/><BR/>PS -- wow, your mother's price is quite low. My mother wouldn't get out of bed for a gallon of Fresca.<BR/><BR/>Karen -- no, but thanks for reminding me to get some of that.<BR/><BR/>Slag -- thanks for visiting! New readers are very appreciated.<BR/><BR/>Dmarks -- those are some deep, philosophical questions that I am ill-equipped to answer. I can refer you to my freshman year philosophy professor, if you'd like. Tell her I sent you. I get a free Symposium for ever referral.<BR/><BR/>Pia -- thanks darling. I hope the stories are good enough that you won't mind re-reading them when they hopefully end up in a book one day! :)<BR/><BR/>Vanessa -- you don't know everything about me. Especially when it comes to my crushes on B-list 80's television stars. Now if you'll excuse me, Knight Rider is on Logo.<BR/><BR/>Meggie -- it might not be the first thing they notice about me, but hopefully it's not the last, either.Jonah K. Haslaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00146984421653461218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-25641528315707140742008-07-23T02:24:00.000-04:002008-07-23T02:24:00.000-04:00I am sure your hair- or nonhair- is not the first thing people notice about you.<BR/>I find those toupees or worse, those hair transplants very much more riveting to the eye! I find myself talking to the plugs, &amp; wondering why? why?meggiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00061112627819270427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-80786021522387684562008-07-23T01:05:00.000-04:002008-07-23T01:05:00.000-04:00Wait, did your mom take you to "Who Does Your Hair?" salon? Remember that? I always imagined old ladies hanging out in there, handing out candy to little boys that come in with their mamas.<BR/><BR/>Also, since when did you have a thing for Tony Danza? I never knew about this.<BR/><BR/>PS - I'm using my usual alias, in case you can't tell who this is. FINE.VanessaBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-16398841972923067182008-07-22T18:10:00.000-04:002008-07-22T18:10:00.000-04:00Wow. Just wow. You make me remember why I blog<BR/><BR/>There were so many brilliant throw away lines. Of course this one was my favorite<BR/>even prouder than the day I spelled suppository.<BR/><BR/>About the hair--it's over rated.piahttp://courtingdestiny.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-58267409734389036272008-07-22T17:46:00.000-04:002008-07-22T17:46:00.000-04:00and by the way, Lioneyes, that old "Eagles" song is now in my head since I saw your post.<BR/><BR/>"There ain't no way to hide your lioneyes...."dmarkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07269773990064736457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-25213708176688974772008-07-22T17:45:00.000-04:002008-07-22T17:45:00.000-04:00If the devil doesn't exist, how can he wear Prada, be in the details, or have fire as his only friend?dmarkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07269773990064736457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-83345715776422497112008-07-22T14:53:00.000-04:002008-07-22T14:53:00.000-04:00WNG was right. Excellent post.slaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01490998864382488501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-58845469497933932932008-07-22T09:18:00.000-04:002008-07-22T09:18:00.000-04:00That can of hair product you sprayed all over your head...it wasn't that stuff that is apparently spray paint for skin, was it? Because I can assure you, that stuff looks nothing like hair. Nothing.Karenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863189624045706074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-25334841073196405832008-07-22T05:18:00.000-04:002008-07-22T05:18:00.000-04:00What is it about hair!!? A good cut can make you feel like a million...a bad one can be devastating.I put my hair up in orange juice cans once, to get a certain "lift" I thought it lacked. I bribed my mother with a small ocean of diet pepsi to perm my hair at home on several occassions...just for a little extra "body". <BR/>If being a gifted writer helped you sprout new hair....well, you'd need a barber everyday!P.S. Originalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06527906124972866441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-10008498166396914902008-07-22T01:49:00.000-04:002008-07-22T01:49:00.000-04:00Maybe all the anti-depressants are causing hair loss.<BR/><BR/>You are so much more than your hair, you know. The really gorgeous men like Sean Connery and Yul Brynner were no slouches, though I doubt either of them could write like you do.heartinsanfranciscohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-24853880102166275442008-07-22T01:38:00.000-04:002008-07-22T01:38:00.000-04:00you're sure there's no 666 underneath that mop of yours?Quickroutehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12748161252400814925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-57020155267117439352008-07-22T01:35:00.000-04:002008-07-22T01:35:00.000-04:00You hooked me in again---even though I didn't want to be hooked. I am flabbergasted that anyone could write at such length about a haircut! If I had been the stylist I might have been tempted to cut your throat instead of your hair! But you are a clever boy and you know how to make us laugh! But I'm not getting in line at the salon to cover you in kisses. Neither do I carry tootsie rolls in my pocketbook....just so you know.Mollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03797484583400519909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-66220436563704372732008-07-21T19:14:00.000-04:002008-07-21T19:14:00.000-04:00Lion -- thanks darling. We both know that I'm the uncle, and you-know-who is the aunt.<BR/><BR/>Amy -- can you be more specific? Like, in your head, how much hair do I have?<BR/><BR/>Citizen -- oh, I wasn't kidding about that stuff. I still have every episode of Who's The Boss? that featured Tony shirtless on VHS. It's the only reason I keep my VCR around.<BR/><BR/>G -- make it Cookie Monster and Miss Piggy, and I'm in!Jonah K. Haslaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00146984421653461218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-9393113986461809072008-07-21T16:58:00.000-04:002008-07-21T16:58:00.000-04:00I want to give you a hug, Jonah.<BR/>A big one.<BR/><BR/>And then let's go get a drink and talk about Fozzy Bear and Miss Piggy.WNGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00900726730265994177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-54358649888015609212008-07-21T16:18:00.000-04:002008-07-21T16:18:00.000-04:00"If the devil existed, I would have been a member of the Partridge Family. If the devil existed, I would have had my first sexual experience with Tony Danza. But most of all, if the devil existed, I wouldn't be losing my hair." You hooked me in right away with that! Very funny stuff.<BR/><BR/>And it triggered a memory from my early days as student therapist. We had our sessions videotaped for review by supervisors. One patient was very self-conscious about it so I offered to show him a bit of the tape to show that it was actually focised on me. It was, but it hadn't occurred to me that it caught the back of his head as well. He said, "Oh my God! Look how much hair I've lost!" So it was actually anti-therapeutic after all.citizen of the worldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08511433485368614652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-58032397553569368962008-07-21T14:11:00.000-04:002008-07-21T14:11:00.000-04:00That was definitely worth the wait...<BR/>I have no idea what you look like, so I can't second lioneyes' opinion... but the image of you in my head is pretty :)Amy Yhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06303953793008491241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697374478580727783.post-70174978231129718192008-07-21T09:04:00.000-04:002008-07-21T09:04:00.000-04:00You ARE the pretty one!!! <BR/><BR/>And you sure are going to make one helluva pretty "Uncle" Jonah (or "Auntie" Jonah...whichever) ;)lioneyesnoreply@blogger.com